Tweets of the Week - 10/18

UFC 166: Velasquez vs Dos Santos III
Getting a run in with @dc_mma http://instagram.com/p/fg1zWNTYUO/  -Cain Velasquez ‏

I would like to thank the guys from Coast Guard for this nice gift to me and my team and for coming to… http://instagram.com/p/fi7ZqWjRqN/  -Junior Dos Santos ‏

Stare down with Roy nelson at #ufc166 media event. Can't wait to scrap. Gonna be fun. DC http://instagram.com/p/flHhnlLg15/   -Daniel Cormier

Hanging out with @junior_cigano @lunarpages @ufc @fearthefighter @alienwareMMA @rednose_ofical http://fb.me/2VntrUPsC  -Roy Nelson ‏

For being so small I could never imagine how big I am to the world. Thank y'all for making me larger than life.  http://instagram.com/p/flGieHQSpw/  -John Dodson ‏

Before and after: braided and ready to cut some weight! #ufc166 http://instagram.com/p/fltFhZykrE/  -Sarah Kaufman

Just a couple of #TUF guys right there! #TUF13 & #TUF14 #Champions! #Elcucuy #Themagician… http://instagram.com/p/fmEtm6x5Yd/  -Tony Ferguson ‏

Almost time. #ufc166 http://instagram.com/p/flxwIsozI_/  -Andre Fili ‏

Mitch Clarke: Coffeeshop Cop
You're twelve, you don't need coffee in the morning. Get out of my line  -Mitch Clarke ‏

This is Your Cue to Tweet @ Stipe Non-Stop
When I sign into twitter and see that I don't have any @'s .... I die a little bit inside  -Stipe Miocic ‏

Mr. Shanky’s Big Adventure at the DMV
Hello Mattie Poo pic.twitter.com/kbzlPOLi6u

New Kids on the block fan FO LYFE pic.twitter.com/xhatPqZgVK

It's been an interesting day of license plates. pic.twitter.com/PQgR9KvDQ7  -Daron Cruickshank ‏

Man-Crushy Bromances
You stay dreamy Daryl Dixon -Isaac Vallie-Flagg

@IKEVF .... Our long walks on the beach, movies, cuddle time .... It all has came to an abrupt ending .... I blame communism -Colton Smith ‏

The Power of Negative Thinking
Happiness is a choice; I chose not to make everyday -Forrest Griffin ‏

Tim Wants to be #1 at EVERYTHING
@TimKennedyMMA Your the second buffest nerd I can think of  -Cub Swanson ‏

Who is the first. I would like to rule the galaxy being subordinate in my geekdom to no one.  -Tim Kennedy ‏

Carrot Top obviously!!! -Cub Swanson ‏

What’s a ‘Newspaper’?
Ever hit someone with a rolled up newspaper? It's pretty satisfying  -Mitch Clarke ‏

Kedz Taking 'Crazy Cat Lady' to the Next Level
Please bring me all the kittens. Thank you. -Julie Kedzie ‏

Awkward
Dang! One of us has to change. @LilDuaneBANG http://instagram.com/p/fjQxI_vVpb/ -Duane Ludwig ‏

Please Refer to Stipe’s Dissertation on Quantum Entanglement
140 characters isn't enough for my interpretations of quantum mechanics RT @DeadpandaCP: @smiocic Is Schrodinger's cat alive or dead? -Stipe Miocic ‏

Don’t Make Me Take Your Arm, Young Man!
Got the champ keeping an eye on me this weekend. @XYIENCE intimidation tactics to keep me in line. pic.twitter.com/hzhPhxe5W3  -Dan Hardy ‏