Tweets of the Week - 8/27

No Respect|
Movie ticket guy hears us talking about 118 and ask if we are coming in for it. I say I'm fighting on it and he goes "yea sure..." doh!  -Joe Lauzon  Boston guy "i want lauzon to win, who is he fighting again?" my reply "ME" “  -Gabe Ruediger
Oh Snap! It’s ON!
Just saw Cake-Zilla. He likes the shirts. I can tell because he goes "nice shirrrrts..." #UFC #UFC118  -Joe Lauzon 

Just saw creepy joe. I want to punch him already. Is it Saturday yet?   -Gabe Ruediger “Godzirra: http://j-lau.com/8r #ufc #ufc118 #movie”  -Joe Lauzon

Bean Town Beat Down! 
Boston bound!!!!!!  -Bart Palaszewski

“Man the Boston fans are out in full force! We appreciate the support”  -Gerald Harris

“Love my fans!! Love Boston & the support & motivation they give me. Living my dream, very thankful”  -Kenny Florian

Bromance Brewing
“@aaronsimpson you look chubby in your twitter pic”  -Ryan Bader

“@ryanbader you look like an a-hole in yours”  -Aaron Simpson
 
“You're wrong @ryanbader... @aaronsimpson looks cute :) “  -Kyle Kingsbury

Date with Varner
“Going to RA to eat sushi then going to Zuma for a breast cancer
benefit where I'll be getting auctioned off to some lucky lady”  -Jamie Varner

The Softer Side of Bones
@Verafied Brandon I am sorry you are not satisfied with your
performance. Maybe we can get together and spar sometime. Respect!  -Jon Bones Jones

Guns & Muscle Cars? Is Dan really an American?
 “I am now the proud owner of a 1928 Thompson Submachine gun.”  -Dan Hardy

Better Striking, Too
“I have been playing a lot of Golf. I think I could love that game and I am a little less scandalous than Tiger Woods...”  -Shane Carwin

New Janitor on Staff
“Just signed new 4 fight deal with the UFC. Looking forward to the next fight!”  -Vladimir Matyushenko

Vocab Lessons
"Haters can osculate my posterior, Yes, I learned a new word for kiss"  -Michael Bisping

Born to Do
“My nature is to keep on keepin on. To never give up, be awesome, to make an impression on all those that cross my path.”  -Miguel Angel Torres
Food Issues
“I love sushi”  -Phil Baroni

“Dieting is just starting to get hard. The cravings are always something odd. This time around I have been craving perrogies.” -Kyle Kingsbury

“@philbaroni word, getting fat, happy and motivated!” -Tyson Griffin
“Need to stop eating or I wont fit into my tux.” -Jon Fitch
 
“I just come home to a nice warm bowl of spaghetti, my wife is awesome. -Duane Ludwig

Fan Love
“I appreciate all of the fans that are behind me in my career. You guys
give help me train harder with your words of encouragement.” -Cain Velasquez